07 Aug, 2025
20 Newcastle themed FPL Team names for the 2025/26 season. We’ve scoured the internet for 20 absolute heaters for the Toon Army.
Newcastle fans have been having a rough time of it lately with the Isak saga and transfers, so we’re here to cheer them up with some of the funniest and wittiest Newcastle United themed FPL team names.
If you’ve checked out our 50 Best and funniest FPL Team Names then you know we only come with heaters. Some of you will have had team names you’ve used for years or maybe since AI was introduced to FPL this year you were inspired to use Chat GPT (boooo!). But some people are new to FPL or even want to freshen up their team and make it more relevant to today.
This list of FPL team names is for our Geordies, for all the card carrying members of the Toon Army, for everyone who had the best day of their lives at Wembley last season watching the Magpies win their first trophy in 70 years!
| 360 No Pope |
| Howe's Moving Castle |
| Hell in Lascelles |
| Don't Look Back Elanga |
| Botman Begins |
| Krul and the Gang |
| When Toon become One |
| Targett Practice |
| Krul Intentions |
| Krafth Beer |
| BoHowemian Rhapsody |
| Finding Tino |
| Lewis Haul Please! |
| Tonali Steak Bake |
| Burn Baby Burn |
| Hall In One |
| The Big Burn Theory |
| The Toon Commandments |
| Toon Raiders |
| Toonami |
We have plenty more team name articles coming before we hit GW1, so be sure not to miss out on your team’s best FPL names as we drop them! Coming up with the best team names is not the only prep to do ahead of GW1 so check out our best players series, with the players to target and to avoid on every team, starting with Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea!
And our best budget series, looking at best budget Defenders, Midfielders and Forwards in FPL for the 25/26 season!
